Neil Hilborn, “This is Not the End of the World”
30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
Thoughts on Malala winning?
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying