There are days that I cannot find the sun even though its right outside my goddamn window.
Neil Hilborn, “This is Not the End of the World”
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(Source: beba-s)

whyshoulddothing:

If you aren’t following movie.tumblr.com

WHY

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Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you
30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’


wastedm1nd:

Best plot twist

(Source: goodnight-lenin)


-teesa-:

3.6.14

Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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Anonymous asked:
Thoughts on Malala winning?

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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conclusion: Malala is amazing and Western civilization has yet again proven to be hypercritical ignorant uncompromising and evil. how very fitting for columbus day.


cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying